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muggleland:

draumbouy:

coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid

and yall fuckers drink this shit?

look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie

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virginitity:

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

tumblr should legalize this

virginitity:

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

tumblr should legalize this

(via doctorspruce)

— 23 minutes ago with 9445 notes

susemoji:

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

i am never using a metaphor again

(via doctorspruce)

— 23 minutes ago with 3854 notes

nor-gay:

looking in the #gay misogyny tag and
“Gay men don’t understand what it’s like to be discriminated against”

i need to sit down for a minute jesus fucking christ

(via adarafaelbarbas)

— 31 minutes ago with 36 notes
#Oh boy  #this is just sad  #What is your life about 
xekstrin:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

(Source: circuitfry, via theuppitynegras)

— 33 minutes ago with 23758 notes
#Beautiful  #Religion  #Religion done right  #Jesus Christ  #etc.  #Ref  #Reference  #i queued it like a wrecking blog 

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via llttlemermaid)

— 1 hour ago with 319929 notes
#LMAO  #This isn't real  #GOODNIGHT  #out of control  #I queued it like a wrecking blog 

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via silasadams)

— 1 hour ago with 170747 notes
#This is how you Queue it 
"If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough."
Albert Einstein   (via pitchblackglow)

(Source: psych-facts, via pitchblackglow)

— 1 hour ago with 11035 notes
#Quotes  #Quotables  #Albert Einstein  #Preach